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Kukula redi da?
Redi Boss
Eluwa redida?
Redi Boss
Malu redida?
Redi Boss
Harka redida?
Redi Boss
Miharaka redida?
Na Boss,
eeka SMS balanawa Boss
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T I T A N I C
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___,-"::::::::"=._,/t___
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Me oba dakinne titanic nawai.eya gili gos adata wasara 100k wei.ehidi miya giya adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha obage phone eka ada dina rathri 9.00 sita 01.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna!
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JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUA : Should have passed O/L
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka..
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Meka kiwwata oya mn gana waradiyata hithanne na neda? Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi apu a suwada kawada wath mata amataka wen na.amataka karannat ba.Oya mn lagin yaddi mata ewasa gannama bari una. Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila vada ekak gattha.
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Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..
hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,
oyage edum glawala,
eduma wisik karala
oya diha asawen kedarakamin
kela peragena balagena inne
oyagen ena suwadai..
oyawa diwe gewenakota
mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...
ita passe mama oyawa atha gala
oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka
oyawa thalala thalala
oyawa urala urala
oyawa hapala hapala
pumbanawa...
CENTER SHOCK
chewing-gum........
maaaaaara shock eka
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Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta rattharan. Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna. Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyen adareta. Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokda dannawada
.
.
.
Dan hariyata rata HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.
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Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi.
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Thota one mawa kannane ithin kapiya, kapiya itin mawa huragenama kapiya
uba dan naha mama kawuda kiyala
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
mama ''MURUNGA"
hi hii hiii
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Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.
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Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!
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Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.
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Gedarin monawa kiwwath
api bandimu..
loku wiyadam nathuwa
chamwa karamu..
api lassana punchi
kuduwak hadamu..
eka api eliya karamu..
api punchi pataw 3k 4k
hadamu..
Oya kamathie neda..?
muladi Kawuru bannath,
passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!
-------------------------------------------
Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.
A mokada dannawada?
Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....
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Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.
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Boy-ohoma tikak thiyan inna.
Girl-ane mata bayai kawru hari dekkoth mama iwarai.
Boy-ohoma inna mama ikmanata karannam.
Girl-hari hari dan athi.
Boy- Mepara mama pass weiy. Oya mata exam paper eka pennuwata thanks raththaran.
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Try diz ........Its interestin
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in a paper
dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
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Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?
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Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna ,
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam,
oya kalabala wenna epa,
oya me gena dhena gannama oni
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha
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Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
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Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
#GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"
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Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He he
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Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala....
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Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .
-------------------------------------------
Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!
-------------------------------------------
if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !
-------------------------------------------
Eka rosa patai.
A wagema lassanai.
Eka diwa ganakota puduma
saneepayak danenawa.
Amuthuma rasak.
A nisama godak wela
man eka diwen lewakanawa.
A rasatanam mama thamath
asai. Eda man puduma sathutak
winde. hamotama horen
aththamai...
CARGILS MAGIC
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..
"JOLIMA THAMA"
-------------------------------------------
oya meka kiyouvoth gona
oya meka katahari yauvoth modaya
oya meka delete karoth haraka
oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth buruva"
den mokada karanne?
-------------------------------------------
Whn im walkng
infrnt of u,
im protect u.....
whn im bside u,
im there 4 u...
whn im bhind u,
im thinking...
PULLI GONA
ISSARAHIN
MAMA PITIPASSEN...!
Kukula redi da?
Redi Boss
Eluwa redida?
Redi Boss
Malu redida?
Redi Boss
Harka redida?
Redi Boss
Miharaka redida?
Na Boss,
eeka SMS balanawa Boss
-------------------------------------------
T I T A N I C
_|_|_|_| .
___,-"::::::::"=._,/t___
\_"__"_"__"__"__"___/
Me oba dakinne titanic nawai.eya gili gos adata wasara 100k wei.ehidi miya giya adara wanthayan sihi kirima sandaha obage phone eka ada dina rathri 9.00 sita 01.00 dakwa wathure gilwa thabanna!
-------------------------------------------
JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL
SALARY : Rs.67,500
QUA : Should have passed O/L
PLACE : Colombo
JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka..
-------------------------------------------
Meka kiwwata oya mn gana waradiyata hithanne na neda? Eda oya bus eke man lagin yaddi apu a suwada kawada wath mata amataka wen na.amataka karannat ba.Oya mn lagin yaddi mata ewasa gannama bari una. Barima tana mama Rs.2 dila vada ekak gattha.
-------------------------------------------
Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..
hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,
oyage edum glawala,
eduma wisik karala
oya diha asawen kedarakamin
kela peragena balagena inne
oyagen ena suwadai..
oyawa diwe gewenakota
mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...
ita passe mama oyawa atha gala
oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka
oyawa thalala thalala
oyawa urala urala
oyawa hapala hapala
pumbanawa...
CENTER SHOCK
chewing-gum........
maaaaaara shock eka
-------------------------------------------
Ane sudu mama mehema kiyanne oyata thiyena adareta rattharan. Oya rata rata yan gaman nawatthanna. Mehema kiyanne mage hithe thiyen adareta. Oyata mokak hari unoth mata indala wadak na.Paharagena gihin maruwoth ehema.
Mokda dannawada
.
.
.
Dan hariyata rata HARAK HORU innawa.
Oyawa allan giyoth ehema.
-------------------------------------------
Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna.
Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna.
Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.
Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi.
-------------------------------------------
Thota one mawa kannane ithin kapiya, kapiya itin mawa huragenama kapiya
uba dan naha mama kawuda kiyala
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
mama ''MURUNGA"
hi hii hiii
-------------------------------------------
Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.
-------------------------------------------
Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.
HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!
-------------------------------------------
Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,
Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,
mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,
oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.
-------------------------------------------
Gedarin monawa kiwwath
api bandimu..
loku wiyadam nathuwa
chamwa karamu..
api lassana punchi
kuduwak hadamu..
eka api eliya karamu..
api punchi pataw 3k 4k
hadamu..
Oya kamathie neda..?
muladi Kawuru bannath,
passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!
-------------------------------------------
Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..
oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.
A mokada dannawada?
Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....
-------------------------------------------
Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.
-------------------------------------------
Boy-ohoma tikak thiyan inna.
Girl-ane mata bayai kawru hari dekkoth mama iwarai.
Boy-ohoma inna mama ikmanata karannam.
Girl-hari hari dan athi.
Boy- Mepara mama pass weiy. Oya mata exam paper eka pennuwata thanks raththaran.
-------------------------------------------
Try diz ........Its interestin
think a number btwin 41-50
Now +5
-2
+5
-3
+2
write da final answer in a paper
dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.
-------------------------------------------
Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.
Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.
Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.
Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.
Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?
-------------------------------------------
Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna ,
meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam,
oya kalabala wenna epa,
oya me gena dhena gannama oni
samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi
adha re 12he idhala
petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa
eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha
-------------------------------------------
Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?
Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.
Mata lajjat hithuna.
Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.
Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man
Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.
Mata godak duka hithuna.
Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.
Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
-------------------------------------------
Whn u fail d final exam,
*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"
#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"
#GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"
#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"
##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"
-------------------------------------------
Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?
Na???
Sure???
Mohothakawath?
Na???
Boru kiyanna epa…
Hamoma Innawa!
Mathak Karala Balanna!
Mathaka na???
Borune Kiyanne
Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??
He He he
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Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... Eth pathok gaha eke kala
hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... Eth rosa mala eka kala
hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala
hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala....
-------------------------------------------
Siripala lastida ?
lasti sir.
pol tika harida ?
hari sir.
karaththe lastida ?
lasti sir.
Ethakota harakath harida ?
na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .
-------------------------------------------
Dail 119 n sing
"Pissa mu pissa mu
pissu pusa mu.." n
get free trip 2 walikada
jail for 3 months..
First 10 winners
will get white shorts
n shirts free....!
-------------------------------------------
if u hv any kokka
i’ll be there wit my Bokka.
If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka
I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !
-------------------------------------------
Eka rosa patai.
A wagema lassanai.
Eka diwa ganakota puduma
saneepayak danenawa.
Amuthuma rasak.
A nisama godak wela
man eka diwen lewakanawa.
A rasatanam mama thamath
asai. Eda man puduma sathutak
winde. hamotama horen
aththamai...
CARGILS MAGIC
STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..
"JOLIMA THAMA"
-------------------------------------------
oya meka kiyouvoth gona
oya meka katahari yauvoth modaya
oya meka delete karoth haraka
oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth buruva"
den mokada karanne?
-------------------------------------------
Whn im walkng
infrnt of u,
im protect u.....
whn im bside u,
im there 4 u...
whn im bhind u,
im thinking...
PULLI GONA
ISSARAHIN
MAMA PITIPASSEN...!
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